Saturday, 22 February 2014

favoured atoms

"not being racist buuut, its obvious Japanese people hate themselves and how they look, i mean, all their anime characters look White and have blonde hair and big boobs. just saying.

indeed, because all Americans are born with D-cups and never get implants, no?? and not gonna lie, but, New York is littered with those who have naturally blue hair:

let us not deny the fact that the British are well known for being born with red eyes:
and if you ever visit LA look out for the famous wide-eyed girls:
oo-natural!
i tell you, the humble Caucasian!- never will you catch 'em wearing wigs or dying their hair (this is exclusive to sick Asian culture who hate themselves and worship the westerners.)
and never has a people come of ethnic decent and beared an eye colour besides brown (or indeed, has had large eyes, possibly more noticeable then the holy whiteman).

blessed be the day when you find the ethnic with fair skin in moderation.
obsessed with the innocence of a child- only in Japan!
wait.. he's turning fifty next week
wait... they're related- doops!

for grooming of both underage boys and girls is an occurrence that has ceased to exist in the west.


The European- one who is a symbol of complete perfection and everything must boil down to wanting to be like them.


and indeed! people of the west are content with their looks- a land with which plastic surgery never happens, a land free of fake tan. a land free of women who wear masses of eye-liner to enlargen the appearance of their eyes. 
and woe be to he who says that the Male of America uses hair-straighteners due to want of the appearance of the Chinese. 



and i hereby confirm that there is no anime in the whole world that have characters who have either brown nor black eyes or hair.

WARNING: btw im being sarcastic and i dont think any race or colour is higher then the other or am more appreciative of one over the next. i simply made this as a stark reminder of how pathetic people are when they think that they are the purest form of contentment in what they were born with. =)
oh yeah, i dont own any of the pictures above, all were used as examples and one should be nothing but proud to be used in my campaign against racism.
   


  

Tuesday, 11 February 2014

the struggles of anime.

Post by Romi:
sidenote: i do not own any of the food-products mentioned below... or the animes or manga's or authors or companies or words and certainly not ANY of the pictures. they all belong to their respective authors and companies and websites and such. they are merely shown here to brighten up my post. i do not make money of it, nor do i claim to own money of it. i do not agree with any of the pictures used or claim rights to them, nor do i reign over them. i do not support using things without permissions or encourage it. all rights and reserves belong to everyone and anyone except me. i dont own blogger or google, nor do i say that i do. fujikujaku doesnt belong to me, as doesnt this blog post, nor the following opinions. all rights and reserves are reserved.
I DO NOT OWN I SAY!!!! 

other side-note:
i admit to adding some extra details which never happened to me in order to create more vibes, but the general storyline is there, ariigatooou!

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i've recently started watching Kuroko No Basket with my sis and i must say i am quite enjoying it so far. i didnt expect so you see, because im not a huge fan of sports anime, but i really wanted to watch an anime where there are deep yet fun friendships between dudes for a change rather then girls. i've seen many a series in my time about girls who are the best of friends, or about girls who set up clubs and have a great time (with the addition of two male side-kicks). and sure, they are very fun to watch indeed, but i was just thinking it'd be an interesting change if it was more focused on guy friends. you can argue that there are many stories about this kind of thing, gollykins!- just take a look at Bleach, Naruto, and One Piece. they are all good 'ol buddies right? but the point is they are living in alternate universes with special powers- or are stretchy men out on sea, or living in the edo period with 9 tails. and thus forth will sacrifice anything for there "nakamana-tous", and they bond through killing each other. 

i myself love companionship in Bleach and what, but  its not quite as normal and relatable as the girl-ish Slice-Of-Life's. 
im not saying i prefer those kind of animes' execution of friendship over Bleach, golly gosh- of course not! but its all about the change you see.

so i did my research and found that most anime's revolving around normal-universe friendships between guys always end in Yaoi or Sports (judging by the ones i saw, if you know of any that arent faggy feel free to recommend me some good ones), so i had no choice but to opt for sports.

i was quite interested in the title "Prince of Tennis", since i quite like Tennis in real life, but then i saw the animation and swiftly gave up.

its groovy to say the least, but i dont think i could handle it.












i had at that time heard of Slam Dunk, can you guess how far i got with that, judging by the image 
below?



its great n all but....

course Kuroko No Basketball was flying around the internet, but i was so scarred by my previous Basketball Anime endevurs that i didnt check it out.

AT LAST! oh at last i stumbled upon FREE! by watching an Attack On Titan parody video thing of it. i instantly checked it out and thought it seemed so hip and funny! FINALLY a sports anime with decent and normal looking characters, plus great animation! not to mention the ending was a laff. rumor has it that that the lads in this are very emotionally needy (xD) and all about the friendships and feels, and really depicts the depth of their care and what have you.

i was ready to DIVE in and have a great watch... but then i discovered.... the entire plot is all about swimming, and hence-to-forth the characters would probably ALWAY be in the pool without many garments on. i cant tell you how disappointed i was, especially after reading all the positive reviews about how the guys ARENT meant to be gay like everyone proclaims, they're simply good pals, and how it was the most heartwarming watch they had in time. sigh, this always seems to happen to me for some reason. im still annoyed about it. 
so all i truly was left with was.... The Basketball That Kuroko Plays. shockingly enough i discovered it might not be such a terrible idea afterall! the animation style was your average Shounen kind, and the plot wasnt half bad. after reading many a review and convincing my sister after many a night, we decided to watch it yyyyyipee!
there was a bit in the first or second episode where me and my sis were discussing why Kuroko wasnt doing anything and yet the team was doing great, and my sister came up with this fantastic theory but it sound so funny because she said it like "i think the blue-haired guy is a basketball." xD 
we are currently on episode six and i say i cant wait to move on!! the games are very fun to watch with hints of epicness. i was saying to my sis that only a Shounen can make Basketball look so fun xD its the real-world setting with hints of the vital unrealistic powers and gameplay which is the real catcher. 
i must add i find the bits when they arent playing amusing too.
"THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!" <- quote of the day.


well, thats all for this post, stay tuned for more anime-related discussions etc,









Tuesday, 29 October 2013

my thoughts on moe

Heres a quick description from Anime News Network so you get the general gist of what im about to talk about: Moe is a Japanese term used in connection with manga or anime to describe something precious, usually (but not always) the ideal of youthful and innocent femininity. Written with the kanji for "to bud or sprout" (萌), the concept covers a range of ideal behaviour for youthful female characters in manga or anime. To be moe, a character can be eager or perky, not overly independent, and call forth a desire in the viewer to protect them and nurture them. The term is also used to describe any preciously cute item.
From Wiki: "Moe is not considered as a concrete term." 
do you get the general gist of what im talking about now? if your an anime fan im sure you've seen a couple of few moes' yourself by now. well, i've come to discuss my opinion on them. its come to my attention that theres quite alot of people out there that hate 'em! and i can understand where those people are coming from, they arent to everyones taste. especially if you've only seen the super cliche` ones.  
but i actually like them. i draw those kinds of characters, i've watched a few anime's where the only characters they have are moe, gosh!- my own sister is moe! 
whats not to like?
However, as is the case with most anime-personality-types, there are also plenty of annoying ones out there. the ones that try to force the childlike behaviour and oblivious-ness. ones that take it to a whole new level of innocence that they dont realize showing your necessaries to a complete stranger is plain wrong. 
moe? more like dumb-ass!

also, although its sweet and all, you do start wishing they'd switch things up a little, make things a bit more refreshing by not adding them as much. but i suppose thats mainly down to the recycled moe'. i have seen plenty of characters that fall into this category but dont behave in the typical frail as a flower way. they can be just as funny and interesting, if you do it right! a couple examples of this would be Yuki Nagato from TMOHS. she is boss! she's saved her friends lives so many times, infact almost every sticky situation they get themselves into she's the one to get em out! she doesnt get all flustered and annoying over everything and when she talks she talks goood. i have to admit she's pretty annoying in The Disappearance, but thats not really her true self. so dont judge her by it! also, i think i mentioned this before but pretty much all the 
characters in Lucky Star are moe, and yet they have a variety of different personalities, and they are all actually really adorable. and the list goes on, but i shall not list them all because i think you get what im saying! well, thats pretty much all i have to say on this subject! i am a Mo-Lover. everyone needs a bit of good quality Mo. xDD jawwwks.



btw, i was browsing google and found this, and i couldnt help but crack up, it reminds me of myself
   

Sunday, 20 October 2013

CENCOOORED

Censorship in anime makes no sense to me. i really do not got it, not at all. what goes through the censories minds when they censor? let me give you a few examples.
Bleach's Rangiku Matsumoto always has her shihaksho loose from the front, therefore exposing a large portion of her breasts, and they feel free to show that wherever possible, however they make Soi Fon and Yoruichi wear white vests under their outfits (which in the manga they dont wear therefore revealing the side part of there breastage). im not complaining, im glad that they made them cover themselves up, it just doesnt make sense is all. also on many occasions they show blood splurting everywhere and arms being chopped off, and yet from time to time they try and act civilized by reducing the damage that may be caused in certain fights. for example Yammy gets his arm cut off by Ichigo which they show, but they find it much too deadly to show Uryu when his arm gets cut off (both times). the same goes for Jidanbo. repetitions of this go on all throughout Bleach. the producers need to decide whether they want to be child-friendly or appeal to the older market which its meant to. another factor is the dub for Bleach. they feel free to say the illegitimate child word and other offenses, but often times they change a portion of the script to appeal to the american dream (because of perhaps the rudeness). also with one of my manga vols which i own they censored a picture of Grimmjow doing the middle-finger-signal by making it look like he's just got his fist in the air, but in the very same book they have multiple panels of Rangiku with all her necessaries popping out (which i had to cover up myself).
these rules do not just apply to Bleach, i've seen the same thing in many different Anime's, and i was just thinking it kind of weird because there morals never make sense.

Sunday, 13 October 2013

Bleach Jigoku Hen Review.

Hello! after a long break i've decided to make my third review in the Bleach Filler Series i started. this round we'll be tackling the 4th movie in the series, yaaaay!

  • bewar this is going to be long
  • bewar this may contain spoilers (read at your own risk)
  • bewar i do not own Bleach or Tite Kubo
  • bewar the actual plot may or mayn't be explained.

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Bleach Hell Verse
this movie opens up with a fight betwen Ulquiorra and Ichigo (makes no sense i know, i just think the
animators were so pumped about the whole ordeal they couldnt resist throwing it into the film), it leaves you feeling confused and boggled, but things soon clear up as we cut back to Karakura-cho, where Ichigo is reenacting his glory days of ghostbusting. he is beating up some bullies who knocked over a vase you see, much like in the first ever ep in the series (they seem to be doing a lot of recycling in the story so far). then Renji and Rukia come along and tell Ichigo about a new mission they have been assigned. being the attention-seeker he is he offers to butt in, but Renji retorts and says he is only a Proxy Soul Reaper and that he should stop interfering with their work (or rather thats what Byakuya wished for).
a----, wait why am i telling you what happens in the story? i should be expressing my feelings more!
i have to admit that i wasnt very pleased with how they portrayed Hell. i understand how it couldnt be completely Hell-ish otherwise there'd be no story to tell, but when me and my sister were watching it we were just guffawing the entire time at how stupid it was. there are palaces and secret dens for the baddies to chill at, large reservoirs of fresh crystal-clean water for anyone who needs to cool-off, lavish pillers and a huge area full of apartment blocks where all the sinners stay. there are these massive giant-things which eat the evil-doers again and again, but it doesnt really seem all that painful, and if you have spiritual power you can outrun them anyway as many of the criminals have learned to do.


for someone who may have murdered, kidnapped, stole, bombed and much much more, i think they get off quite lightly in this place. for those who feel prison isnt enough and when they go to Hell it'll be true justice... well, they got it aaaallll wrrooooong (in Bleach-world anyway)*
it truly is a beautiful place! i dont think anyone that goes there would be missing out, at this rate id be
disappointed to be sent to the Soul Society, it seems harder to make a life there then in Hell, apparently. and no one seems to be really affected by the fire, its probably just like getting a mild burn when your cooking. and the gatekeepers are pretty clumsy (so moe!) considering the amount of sinners able to escape -_-

as if that wasnt bad enough, when Ichigo goes vasto lorde on us and lets a huge flame of hell into the WOTL no one really seems effected. buildings steadfast, humans carrying on with their daily lives. they could've at least showed a large portion of the town incinerated, especially since they dont mind doing that when Ichigo uses Mugetsu and stuff. im not asking for much here! Ichigo could still find a way around it if they insist, but as for the other people condemned their, they could've made it seem more painful and torture-some, and make that it isnt as peaceful and have such breathtaking architectures. they really had no limits on this movie since they discarded every one of Kubo's idea's to begin with  -_____- 

thats another thing which made me annoyed with this movie a bit more, knowing how excited Kubo-sensei was for it because he couldnt cover the whole Hell idea in the manga, how he attended meetings and made promotional art for it and then what'd they do? just ignore them all and go with whatever they wanted! he even wanted his name taken out of the credits, how sick is that!? people these days!


BUUUT besides the whole rubbish portrayal of Hell and betrayal to the creator of Bleach i think overall it was good. really awesome animation and the storyline is interesting enough. i also think some of the fights are quite cool, specially Renji's. there were some interesting characters, but the three minions are really retarded and disturbing, i felt kinda queasy at one point xD
but overall i enjoyed it, and im sure i'll watch it again! just could've been better is what im saying. i think id give it 3 stars.
thats it for now, stay tuned for more posts like this!

*but who really knows what the true Jigoku in Bleach would've been like had Kubo done it himself, maybe it was meant to be more frightening, we'll never know!