being accepted in Japan.

''im like.... really short and i got quite big eyes. and im really blondsh. i really hate how im so pale!!!'' *looks around confused* ''everyone in my school always bullies me because im so skinny' *squints* ''i think im what the Japanese might call Mo. i heard thats bad, do you think i'll be outcasted??''

Shingeki No Kyojin tribute

sit back, relax, and appreciate the beauty. 

Bleach Bount Arc

hello, this is my second post in the ''Filler Reviews'' series i was going to do. this time is the 4th-5th season of Bleach, The Bount arc *shivers*. i get the 'eebie jeebies just thinking about it.

• Bewar, this is going to be long
• bewar this may contain spoilers
• bewar i do not own Bleach or Tite Kubo...
• or any of the characters in Bleach.
• bewar the actual plot wont be explained
• bewar this is just a mass of complaints.... you have been warned

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BOUNT ARC

MY LOOOOOOOORD! MY LORD!!!! this arc is so terrible! to start of with, Vampires? need i say more? since when did the Bleach Universe ever go hand in hand with bladdy vampires? the whole idea is just a complete disgrace. i dont know what was going on in the producers minds.  the first part to the Bount arc (the bit with the mod-souls and all the challenges) i actually found quite interesting. the tasks they were set were quite funny and i didnt mind that it took so long to get over and done with (even though i didnt mind this part they still spoiled the part about discovering Uryu lost his powers as the WOTL cast werent aware of this until the Arrancars show up, but im willing to excuse that factor). the real problem begins with when the Bount characters get involved in the plot. it starts with Yoshino, a female Vampire-person using a weird power to lure a human towards her, then she starts breathing down his neck (which is the apparent technique for soul-suckage.) she also has a really retarded power called doll or summat, which she uses to ''defeat'' Ichigo, but then Rukia shows up and saves the day. 

another thing is, not only are the Bounts powers retarded but the characters themselves are also. i didnt warm to any of them or think they looked cool. the only one within their group i thought was mildly amusing was Maki Ichinose, who isnt even a Bount, he's a Soul Reaper. 

i hate the fact that Ichigo loses to someone as pathetic and weak as Jin Kariya, and also the fact that Jidanbo gets defeated by a batch of powerless Rukon-District trash. he may aswell give up his post as Guardian of the Gate seeing as how any old Tom, Douche, and Harry can defeat him. the worst is yet to come, Uryu Ishida. OH MY DAYS BLUT!! its just so terrible! he gets his powers back sooner then hes meant to ¬_¬ by the help of Mayuri but they completely destroyed him with the clown outfit they made him wear: ------>

i mean, reeeally!

not to mention it was simply too disgraceful how they made him care about the gay bounts. he is a proud Quincy, and one that doesnt burst into tears for no one, but then they go and make him collapse on the floor and lose all hope just because Yoshino dies? she means jack-all to him and he bloody loathes her guts- i'm telling you its just out of line. he doesnt even do that for his dear Grandfather who means the world to him, he barely brings himself to do that when he realizes he almost wiped out an entire town with his bait, and yet we are meant to believe he is this distraught over a flipping enemy who on a normal day he'd kill with his own hands? Yoshino (the girl bount) is like a reincarnation of Senna in the sense that she is v desperate. she is extremely annoying and is always trying to rape Uryu left, right and centre. what is it with Bleach girls and this obsession? no kidding, Ishida is just lying vulnerable on the couch and Yoshino starts molesting him in various manners and starts going on about her past which no one cares about, and she also attacks Uryu again on another occasion when he's asleep. she is always trying to be really mysterious and get cosy and it is just such a harrible, haarrible (Nadine from Girls Aloud quote) thing the creators of this arc could put Uryu through.

 they continue on their journey to degrade him in various manners throughout this arc which is one of the reasons why its so terrible.complete and utter rapi`ejj of his character its unbelievable. he behaves like an out-of-character nut-job and i shall never forgive the producers for that. that is the main reason for why this arc is the worst of all fillers. i like to pretend to myself that it isn't even Uryu, just some imposter (which it technically is considering its a filler, but its still unforgivable nonetheless).
they also destroyed Chad in the eng dub by changing his voice actor to the worst thing you can imagine. i literally had to block my ears most of the time (thank goodness he doesnt sound as bad in the Arrancar arc). though it isnt the Arcs fault i still hold it against it. they also destroyed Byakuya, making him have trouble against a lowly bountoo.

most of the fights are extremely boring, there were some that were more bearable then others, but most of them put me to sleep. 
The on good thing about this shizzle is that where the enemies aren't involved it's extremely hilarious. i wish this arc was a comedy rather then having serious villains because they did an epic job on that side. I'd even consider buying the boxset if it was just the funny and un-bount-related bits. but the hilarity is the one and ONLY good thing about this crappy arc-  new characters, plots, scenes, fights, powers, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING I SAY!!! ALL OF IT WAS RUBBIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSH!!!!! and im sure most people will agree with me on this. overall id give the Bounto arc half a star, for humour. other then that *shakes head sadly*. but the good part about it all is that its filler! the fun thing about fillers is if its a really good one and Kubo helped alot with the production of it you can consider it canon, but if its terrible you have the reassurance that none of it really happened, it was all just a bad dream. 

thats all for now! tune back for more!

Bleach Memories of Nobody Review

a couple of few days ago i was watching some random clips of the Bount arc in Bleach when i was reminded of how terrible it really was. and it really got me thinking, so i thought why not make a series of Bleach filler reviews?? and of course to kickstart this series i'll start with the two worst (full length) fillers in all of Bleach history! first up is Bleach movie (1), Memories of Nobody. Bewar, this is going to be long
bewar this may contain spoilers
bewar the actual plot wont be explained
bewar this is just a mass of complaints....
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Bleach Memories of Nobody.

this movie.... *shakes head whilst clutching bridge of thine nose* i was so disappointed in it! not as much the overall plot but more the lame characters. let me start with Senna--- OH MY DAYS!!! she is such an annoying tart i cant even explain!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGH! i go insane just trying to start somewhere with her. lets see, i like her Zanpakuto idea, the whole autumn feel is great, and if given time it could have been developed into something more bad-assery. also i think the way Senna looks is good. the big let down is her gay personality. she always tries to act really chirupy and playful and it gets really annoying. especially when Ichigo has to keep an eye on her and she starts trying to play hard to get and starts running off (not at her full speed of course because she really likes the feel of being caught). and also she has the very typical ''im not going to be a burden'' motto but ends up being the biggest darn burden anyone could ask for. its really annoying how she tries to behave independent and strong in the beginning, but as soon as Ichigo is ordered to hang on to her she suddenly becomes weak and frail and her traumatic past starts seeping into her fighting styles. and even though the thing that would helps with burdens is to just be killed on sight or save herself, she has to go and turn into the damsel in distress thats always wailing Ichigo's name, and then when he comes to save her scream ''ITS NOT SAFE, FORGET ABOUT MEEE-E-E-E-E-E!!!'', pretty counter-productive. but thats not the worst, the side of her character which really makes me want to punch the screen is her motherly side which comes into play when Kurosaki has to keep an eye on her. it seems like she's trying to be a really well-rounded kind of woman Ichi can settle down with, and in order for that to happen she has to be a nurturing mother who can bear all his children without hassle, yet at the same time still be free as a bird and able to have a little fun in spare time. and also she has to do the cliche thing of acting really uninterested and unaware yet always being mistaken for his GF and cuddling up in his bed without realizing that that isnt the thing to do when you've just met this person. the list of irritating things about her goes on and on endlessly, but thankfully she does die in the final battle. she tries to do the heroic thing by sacrificing herself, saying ''i cant imagine a world without you Ichigo, dont worry its for the best, FORGET ABOUT MEEE--E-E-E-E--E-E-E'' yet even after that she insists on clinging on to life even though it would have been easier to just die right there. but no no, she had to make Ichi's life hell for a bit longer. she clings her fat arse to him and starts whispering in his ear about how wonderful her marriage with him was and can he pleesh do a last favour of taking her to her to nonexistant parents grave. ichi does this begrudgingly. 

and since she refuses to give up and pass away until she see's the grave he lies to her and pretends her parents name is scrawled onto the tombstone even thought it clearly isnt. at long last she perishes....
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or so you think. a few days later Kurosaki see's Senna stampeding down the tracks with her friends. ¬_¬ but she loses all memory of he past life so i suppose its good enough.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *deep breath* besides Senna's incredible annoying nature the battles in the movie were actually good. the plot was same old same old, revenge and all, and all the enemy characters were really stupid. i think the only thing that made this movie worthwhile was the soul reapers play in it. i find this movie very tricky, i would watch it again but Senna's role in it would make me cringe whilst making my blood boil at the same time (not to mention id be pausing it at every interval to complain to my sister about how disgraceful each scene is). i still have so much more in my system to let out but i have to force myself to stop....

overall id award this movie 1 star (for good battles and soul reapers).    over and out!

    --- btw i do not own Bleach or Tite Kubo (xD) or Shueisha  or any of the art above.
--- i just realized i was going to start with Senna and then explore the other characters but i ended up talking about her up until the end.