Bleach Bount Arc

hello, this is my second post in the ''Filler Reviews'' series i was going to do. this time is the 4th-5th season of Bleach, The Bount arc *shivers*. i get the 'eebie jeebies just thinking about it.

• Bewar, this is going to be long
• bewar this may contain spoilers
• bewar i do not own Bleach or Tite Kubo...
• or any of the characters in Bleach.
• bewar the actual plot wont be explained
• bewar this is just a mass of complaints.... you have been warned

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BOUNT ARC

MY LOOOOOOOORD! MY LORD!!!! this arc is so terrible! to start of with, Vampires? need i say more? since when did the Bleach Universe ever go hand in hand with bladdy vampires? the whole idea is just a complete disgrace. i dont know what was going on in the producers minds.  the first part to the Bount arc (the bit with the mod-souls and all the challenges) i actually found quite interesting. the tasks they were set were quite funny and i didnt mind that it took so long to get over and done with (even though i didnt mind this part they still spoiled the part about discovering Uryu lost his powers as the WOTL cast werent aware of this until the Arrancars show up, but im willing to excuse that factor). the real problem begins with when the Bount characters get involved in the plot. it starts with Yoshino, a female Vampire-person using a weird power to lure a human towards her, then she starts breathing down his neck (which is the apparent technique for soul-suckage.) she also has a really retarded power called doll or summat, which she uses to ''defeat'' Ichigo, but then Rukia shows up and saves the day. 

another thing is, not only are the Bounts powers retarded but the characters themselves are also. i didnt warm to any of them or think they looked cool. the only one within their group i thought was mildly amusing was Maki Ichinose, who isnt even a Bount, he's a Soul Reaper. 

i hate the fact that Ichigo loses to someone as pathetic and weak as Jin Kariya, and also the fact that Jidanbo gets defeated by a batch of powerless Rukon-District trash. he may aswell give up his post as Guardian of the Gate seeing as how any old Tom, Douche, and Harry can defeat him. the worst is yet to come, Uryu Ishida. OH MY DAYS BLUT!! its just so terrible! he gets his powers back sooner then hes meant to ¬_¬ by the help of Mayuri but they completely destroyed him with the clown outfit they made him wear: ------>

i mean, reeeally!

not to mention it was simply too disgraceful how they made him care about the gay bounts. he is a proud Quincy, and one that doesnt burst into tears for no one, but then they go and make him collapse on the floor and lose all hope just because Yoshino dies? she means jack-all to him and he bloody loathes her guts- i'm telling you its just out of line. he doesnt even do that for his dear Grandfather who means the world to him, he barely brings himself to do that when he realizes he almost wiped out an entire town with his bait, and yet we are meant to believe he is this distraught over a flipping enemy who on a normal day he'd kill with his own hands? Yoshino (the girl bount) is like a reincarnation of Senna in the sense that she is v desperate. she is extremely annoying and is always trying to rape Uryu left, right and centre. what is it with Bleach girls and this obsession? no kidding, Ishida is just lying vulnerable on the couch and Yoshino starts molesting him in various manners and starts going on about her past which no one cares about, and she also attacks Uryu again on another occasion when he's asleep. she is always trying to be really mysterious and get cosy and it is just such a harrible, haarrible (Nadine from Girls Aloud quote) thing the creators of this arc could put Uryu through.

 they continue on their journey to degrade him in various manners throughout this arc which is one of the reasons why its so terrible.complete and utter rapi`ejj of his character its unbelievable. he behaves like an out-of-character nut-job and i shall never forgive the producers for that. that is the main reason for why this arc is the worst of all fillers. i like to pretend to myself that it isn't even Uryu, just some imposter (which it technically is considering its a filler, but its still unforgivable nonetheless).
they also destroyed Chad in the eng dub by changing his voice actor to the worst thing you can imagine. i literally had to block my ears most of the time (thank goodness he doesnt sound as bad in the Arrancar arc). though it isnt the Arcs fault i still hold it against it. they also destroyed Byakuya, making him have trouble against a lowly bountoo.

most of the fights are extremely boring, there were some that were more bearable then others, but most of them put me to sleep. 
The on good thing about this shizzle is that where the enemies aren't involved it's extremely hilarious. i wish this arc was a comedy rather then having serious villains because they did an epic job on that side. I'd even consider buying the boxset if it was just the funny and un-bount-related bits. but the hilarity is the one and ONLY good thing about this crappy arc-  new characters, plots, scenes, fights, powers, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING I SAY!!! ALL OF IT WAS RUBBIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSH!!!!! and im sure most people will agree with me on this. overall id give the Bounto arc half a star, for humour. other then that *shakes head sadly*. but the good part about it all is that its filler! the fun thing about fillers is if its a really good one and Kubo helped alot with the production of it you can consider it canon, but if its terrible you have the reassurance that none of it really happened, it was all just a bad dream. 

thats all for now! tune back for more!