bleach tsukishima vs aizen

Tsukishima: I cut you. You're my bitch now.
Aizen: That was an illusion. You only cut the wall.
Tsukishima: You've only played into my trap. Now I own the wall and now this entire room will attack you.
Aizen: Fool, this entire room is under my hypnosis--it isn't real. This is Bleach--we've really been floating around in white space all this time.
Tsukishima: Your shoelaces are untied.
Aizen: What?
Tsukishima: And now I've cut you while you were looking down.
Aizen: Behind you!
Tsukishima: What?
Aizen: Do you think I do not know my shoes do not have laces? I've been expecting this ruse for hundreds of years. You only hit my shadow.
Tsukishima: And now your shadow has fallen prey to my technique. As a result, I've visited your shadow countless times in the past. I've twisted your shadow's memories to my liking. In other words, your shadow belongs to me!
Aizen: So? It's just a shadow. Shadows are merely areas light cannot reach due to the obstruction of objects; they do not have memories for you to manipulate.
Tsukishima: No, I mean, since I have cut your shadow, your illusions now work for me.
Aizen: Well, in that case, Hougyoku hax.
Tsukishima: I cut it, it's mine, logically.
Aizen: Logic disappears before the Hougyoku.  
Tsukishima: No.                                                                          
Aizen: Yes.
Tsukishima: No.
Aizen: Yes.
Tsukishima: No.
Aizen: No.
Tsukishima: Yes.
Aizen: Ha!
Tsukishima: Noooo!

Ichigo's head explodes.

^I found this on another site and thought it was pretty funny.